Finally, a new post! I’ve been wicked busy working on a new web site to help students write better. I’ll be kicking the new site off in September with a series of posts on how to write better papers. In the meantime, here is something to keep close and check often.
In his book Brain Train: Studying for Success (London: E & FN Spon, 1996), 164, Richard Palmer offers great insights on how to study… and enjoy it. One example of the information he delivers is this memorable list of Rules of Grammar for Report Writing:
- Remember to never split an infinitive.
- The passive voice should never be used.
- Punctuate run-on sentences properly they are hard to read otherwise.
- Don’t use no double negatives.
- Use the semi-colon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn’t.
- Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.
- Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
- No sentence fragments.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
- If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a lot of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
- A writer must not shift your point of view.
- Give slang the elbow.
- Conversely, it is incumbent upon us to avoid archaisms.
- Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!
- Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 onwards or more, to their antecedents.
- Hyphenate between sy-llables; avoid un-necessary hyphens.
- Write all adverbial forms correct.
- Writing carefully: dangling participles must be avoided.
- Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language.
- Take the bull by the hand: always pick on the correct idiom and avoid mixed metaphors.
- Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
- Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
- Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
- If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole.
- Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
- Don’t string together too many prepositional phrases unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of death.
- “”Avoid overuse of quotation marks.”"”"
- For Christ’s sake don’t offend your readers’ sensibilities.
- Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague; seek viable alternatives.
Print this list to use as a handy reminder when you’re doing all those writing assignments. And check out Brain Train: Studying for Success for many other useful tips.
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Great post, Mary Ellen! I do have to quibble with Richard Palmer, however, on a few points. For example, rule one is a “superstition” according to the publishers of Oxford Dictionaries (http://tinyurl.com/23a4cq). And rule two ignores the applicability of passive constructions in meeting minutes. Rule eight is justifiably broken in fiction, of course, and in creative nonfiction. Such as blog entries! Otherwise, this list is a fun and powerful demonstration of problems to avoid in writing.
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Thanks for the comment, Lester. I do agree with your points, but like you, thought this was a fun list.
I love the Random Quotes generator on your blog. I have been looking for an easy-to-drop-in plugin for this. Unfortunately, unlike you, I am not also a coder. The ones I have found were not exactly user friendly.
My favorite quote about writing is on my Twitter page:
“Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until the drops of blood form on your forehead.” (Gene Fowler)
I laugh every time I see this list.
Good day Did you know that header isn’t displaying when surfing around in Firefox, it appears to be fine in explorer though.Greetings